Continuing on from our last little piece of exposition way back in April! It's still, the same chapter (Foots) so it's still dedicated to Kev!

..."That's exactly it! Who can you associate with most? Yourself of course! And ergo, voila, it's me! Er, you ( Read more... )

From my window I can see a picnic bench. And upon that bench I can see a squirrel soaking up the sun. Good for the squirrel. Now, the question is, why am I so cold? *Burrrp*.

"That is because you are I. And I are you. And grammar isn't my strong point. Yours not too ( Read more... )

He definitely recognised the voice from somewhere, but couldn't quite place it. Much like when a formidable opponent of a sausage finally recollects its long lost memories of the past and can henceforth provide upon thee several instructions for removing displaced bananas from the ether, he vaguely recalled the familiarity of these words. I swear, ( Read more... )

Whilst cleaning my room for the inevitable purge of Stee-kind, I found this:

... "Oh crap, I've done it again, haven't I?" boomed a mysterious, deep voice seemingly coming from all around him. "I never can get that right."He gave a bedazzled look. There was nothing around him. In fact, it was just him and blackness. He didn't even know what he was ( Read more... )

This ones for maidenite. I'm not saying anything about your feet at all! Nor am I saying anything about your ability to spell the plural of foot! It just. Is. For. Kev!

Chapter the Xth: FootsThere was always something not quite right about his feet. They were pretty regular feet, complete with five toes on each foot, each toe coming complete with a toenail ( Read more... )

Awww man, this feels gooooood! No more exams! No more work! No stress, or back pain from leaning over desk! No more late nights studying the intricacies of finite state automatons and cyclic redundancy checks! Well, until February the 5th that is. So I've got a nice... let's count to rub it in, niiiiine days with which I don't have to do... ( Read more... )

SEQ(0) = 7
SEQ(n+1) = SEQ(n) + 1 for all 0So, yeah, if there's anything I've learnt over the past 6 months of (not-so) development time on building the last website project, it's that I really should have listened to Mr Collison: Build up a requirements list before the project starts rolling too much, and for every single freaking change the client ( Read more... )

So, finished my networks exam, which was a nice relief. Wasn't all that bad in the end, but I'm ever so glad for that revision crunching session I spent the last few days doing solidly.

"Hello gentlemen!"

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Chapter the Xth: Tightening loose knotsHe knew this would be the worst part. It always would be, always will be. But it had to be done, ( Read more... )

I should be doing revision, muahaha! *cackles*

There isn't a sound; there isn't anything to see but the shadows; nothing to smell; definitely nothing to taste. Because that's wrong, just wrong. This suburban house in the small hours of the morning is still and stable, just like a banana resting on its side upon the television of the late ruler of ( Read more... )

Oh I am good with a capital Z (I'm just that good) I finished nearly all my Christmas shopping. In one day. *High five* Okay, so thats not true, because I've been searching for things to buy for over a month now, and its been a  long and arduous search, and I've not had the greatest of luck, and all that stuff, but now its mostly over. Woo! ( Read more... )